Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $95, you get $190 worth of services at The Madison Spa-Salon in Vienna.
The Madison Spa-Salon's cerulean interior brims with the knowledge of skilled stylists and aestheticians that cater to all manner of stylees and chill-seekers. The full menu of services eases patrons into blissed-out beauty with a wide array of facials performed using Pevonia Botanica's flora-infused line of skin products ($45–$70). Manicure and pedicure services pamper phalanges and coat nails with quality OPI polishes ($15–$55). A full range of waxing services ($6–$60), body wraps ($75), and massages ($60 per hour) round out the spa's selection, and a couples shower area lets beautiful mud-people get clean. Body castings create customizable keepsakes for proud expectant mothers and vainglorious elephant men (starting at $55).
Madison Spa-Salon's Paul Mitchell–trained staff receives ongoing education to stay ahead in the competitive beauty arms race. Image-enhancing visitors can bask in the salon's pleasant view while enjoying a haircut ($15 for men, $25 for women) surrounded by chic furnishings and the checkerboard décor. Hair color (starting at $20) and makeup application ($20) serve as the icing on the face cake without attracting cheek-pinching aunts. Helpful fashion savants aid patrons in the selection of items from Madison Spa-Salon's adjoining boutique, which stocks a full line of beauty products and accessories.