In the Dark Ages, people cleansed themselves of slings and arrows with outrageous fortunes, soaking themselves in baths of Fabergé-egg-infused gold doubloons. Revel in more affordable and effective treatments with today's deal: for $45, you get $100 worth of spa services at Madison's Day Spa & Boutique in Laguna Beach. If any of your services exceed the $100 price tag, cover the bulk with your Groupon and just pay the difference.

Madison's is a full-service day spa that goes to lengths of nine yards and beyond to ensure that their services are not only beneficial to the beautification of life-sized action figures, but healthy as well. The products used during each treatment contain absolutely no harmful chemicals, preservatives, or Tin Man residue. A wide variety of services are available for plucking with today's Groupon (prices vary based on length of service). Indulge in a custom facial ($85–$120) tailored to your skin or the popular acupressure face-lift facial ($105–$130) to restore your Peter Pan panache. A wide variety of massages are available to help defrost rigid muscles, including a Swedish ($85–$120), deep tissue ($95–$130), and hot stone ($110–$140). Shine finger helmets and toe shells for kickboxing season with a manicure ($35) and pedicure ($50) before heading home in a haze of happylaxation.

Life is often full of pain, from feet singed on hot beach sand to fingers singed on hot beach sand while walking on your hands. Spa services alleviate this pain and help to melt stress into a puddle of Alex Mack goop. With Madison's staff of friendly, professional aestheticians at your side, worries will fly from your shoulders with the flap and clatter of a thousand recently uncaged cockatiels.

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