If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Today's Groupon tames tresses for easy scaling: for $125, you get the Brazilian keratin hair treatment at Strands Salon (up to a $450 value, depending on hair length). Passionate Vidal Sassoon–educated stylist Maegan Stemwedel has infused mane owners with panache and self-confidence for years. Stemwedel comes fully equipped to transform unruly threads into low-maintenance bouquets of shiny splendor with the Brazilian keratin treatment. The safe, effective procedure coats cuticles in a keratin-rich, formaldehyde-free formula to seal in each thread's moisture for prolonged periods. Afterward, your straight, easily manageable strands will bounce with improved elasticity and silkiness, and the keratin coat will shield tresses from fugitive UV rays, smog, smoke, and hair-pullers.