Pedicures give feet a break from the daily monotony of walking to bus stops and drop-kicking unsolvable Rubik’s cubes. Pamper paws with today’s Groupon to Magic Nails Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $27, you get a signature mani-pedi (a $55 value).
• For $75, you get three signature mani-pedis (a $165 value).
  
  

Magic Nails Spa’s skilled staff revivifies hands and feet and emblazons nails with OPI polish during signature mani-pedis. The one-hour service begins with a sugary scrub to exfoliate hands and feet, while nail technicians excavate dense calluses petitioning for National Landmark status. Nails are then buffed and filed into desired shapes, prepping them for an extensive kaleidoscope of colors from OPI. With up to three mani-pedis at their disposal, patrons will be able to extend the life of their fingertip displays, replacing the need to make self-portraits of nails that magically chip.