Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon to Magic Tan, located on Thornwood Drive. Magic Tan helps clients keep their bodies nicely hued and satisfyingly svelt with a state-of-the-art armory of equipment. Cocoon your carcass in silicone pads emitting infrared heat for a 50-minute treatment designed to increase circulation and metabolism while eviscerating extra pounds. Fat is melted down, converted into calories, and then funneled back into the bloodstream so that the body can use it for invaluable energy boosts. A single session can burn up to 1,400 calories, or approximately three of the burgers you had for breakfast.
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While reviewers haven't yet reviewed their body wrap experiences, seven Yelpers give Magic Tan an average of 3.5 stars, and had this to say about their other experiences:
Magic Tan Spa
The bronzing pros at Magic Tan Spa deepen clients' skin tone with organic airbrush tanning, automated spray tans, and 14 traditional tanning beds in levels 1–4. Whether building up a base tan for a tropical vacation or forging a sun-kissed look to make the moon jealous, the clean, state-of-the-art equipment yields the desired golden results. To further enhance bathing-suit bodies, the technicians also swaddle problem areas in infrared body wraps, which may burn calories, melt cellulite, and chase toxins out of bodily villages with burning torches and pitchforks.