In medieval times, knights would duel by galloping toward each other and lunging at their opponent with increasingly fetid volleys of their filthiest laundry. Purge your wardrobe of medieval stenches with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of laundry and dry-cleaning services at Magnolia Cleaners in Mandeville. This Groupon is valid at two locations in Mandeville; free pick-up and delivery are available to customers in the St. Tammany Parish area.
Magnolia Cleaners carefully grooms garments of all pedigrees, inviting clients to either visit the shop or schedule to have their soiled body suits removed, washed, and returned on a Monday-Thursday or Wednesday-Friday rotation. When duds arrive at the dry-cleaning facility, the scrupulous Magnolia staffers will inspect muumuus for stains, spots, and miniature cows. Each article of clothing is then sent through a double-wash process and treated with distilled dry-cleaning solvents to keep shirts ($3.90), pants ($4.90), and dresses ($8.20) in top condition. As leisure suits and imitation papal robes exit the dry-cleaning machine, they are re-inspected for marks and missing buttons before being hung on hangers, wrapped, and ushered to your stoop. This Groupon may also be applied to the regular laundering of items such as shirts ($2.25) and pants ($4.99).