Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get an initial house cleaning from Maid in Heaven (a $99.95 total value). The package is valid for select zip codes in the Lancaster, Reading and Chester area and includes:
- Cleaning for up to four rooms (a $49.95 value)
- A waived first time customer fee (a $50 value)
For 13 years, Maid in Heaven has employed trained grime-fighters who free homeowners from oppressing clutter and messes. Duster in hand and wings unfurled, the staff sweeps away cobwebs and grime from high places such as fan blades, windowsills, and doorframes in each room. The mavens of clean eliminate bivouacked armies of gunk from sinks, mirrors, and countertops in the kitchen and bathroom, and vacuum-handed professionals free dust-laden carpets of their particle-sized squatters. Tidiness technicians ensure that brimming trash bins are emptied and that spotty floors are swept and mopped to a bright new shine. Customers can leave frustrating daily chores such as dishwashing or training the goldfish to swim backwards to the multifaceted cleaners, who will perform additional services such as washing the oven, freezer, or blinds at the owners' behest. Always seeking to improve, Maid In Heaven encourages all customers to fill out their detailed scoreboard after each service to help gauge employee efficiency.
While Maid in Heaven sometimes offers online discounts, this Groupon is still the best deal around for first-time customers.