Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Avoid tripping over tiny trenches with today’s Groupon to MaidPro. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get two hours of home cleaning (a $104 value).
- For $99, you get four hours of home cleaning (a $208 value).
A few hours of house cleaning polishes any homestead sullied with discarded soda cans, tumbleweeds of cat hair, and an increasingly feral population of white-cheeked gibbons. MaidPro is staffed with professionally trained employees who have all passed background checks, so they're fully certified to handle a filthy hearth and home. All houses are cleaned on a standard 49-point checklist, ensuring no surface will remain dusty, no incriminating fingerprints will stain the balustrade, and no spigot will be left unturned. These grime-gutting go-getters use their own chemicals and cleaning supplies to safely scour filthy surfaces.
If you're not satisfied with the job done, call the office within a 24-hour window, and they'll return to re-clean the afflicted area for free. MaidPro's maids are masters in the art of grease spatters, shoe scuffs, and marooned hairs, servicing homes within 15 miles of the Grandview office and up to an additional 5 miles beyond that for $3 per mile.