What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $69, new customers get up to three hours of home cleaning (a $138 value) from MaidPro, which services homes within 15 miles of its Grandview office and up to an additional five miles beyond that for $3 per mile (see MaidPro's Lee's Summit website for a list of applicable zip codes). The number of staff MaidPro dispatches to your home determines how many hours of service you get; three hours with one employee is equivalent to 1.5 hours with two employees.
Three hours of house cleaning polishes any homestead sullied with discarded soda cans, tumbleweeds of cat hair, and an increasingly feral population of white-cheeked gibbons. MaidPro is staffed with professionally trained employees who have all passed background checks, so they're fully certified to handle a filthy hearth and home. In fact, all houses are cleaned on a standard 49-point checklist, ensuring that no surface will remain dusty, no incriminating fingerprints will stain the balustrade, and no spigot will be left unturned. These grime-gutting go-getters use their own chemicals and cleaning supplies to scour every room that can be tackled in a three-hour window. If for some reason you're not satisfied with the job done, call the office within a 24-hour window, and they'll return to re-clean the afflicted area for free.
From visiting friends and obsessive-compulsive in-laws to a busy lifestyle that leads to clutter, there are innumerable reasons to have your home professionally cleaned and cease exclaiming, "this room is dead to me!" MaidPro's maids are masters in the art of grease spatters, shoe scuffs, marooned hairs, disheveled linens, and mess. They'll ask you for direction and focus on the areas you need cleaned the most. Services are available Monday through Friday, subject to availability (cleanings should be scheduled 10 days ahead of schedule); if you need a Saturday appointment, be sure to book two weeks in advance.
Cancellations without 48 hours' notice or accidental lock-outs will lead to forfeiture of your Groupon. You can call to reschedule a previously booked cleaning at MaidPro's regular rate, minus the cost of the Groupon you already purchased.
The Kansas City MaidPro was featured in The Stewards Statements.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household, may buy mult as gifts. Not valid until 12/25. By app't only. 48-hr cancellation notice. New clients only. Valid within 15 mile radius of Grandview; $3/mile fee per 5 addt'l miles. Must use in 1 app't. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.