What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $59, you get three hours of house cleaning from MaidPro of Lakeland (a $119 value).
MaidPro specializes in whipping grimy households into gleaming shape. Over the course of three hours, the staff of dirt-busting cleanliness experts will scrub your home according to a 49-point checklist that tackles bathrooms, kitchens, bedrooms, hallways, and cupboards under the stairs. Trash cans will be emptied of shucked corn husks, incriminating fingerprints removed from cookie jars, equally incriminating trails of cookie crumbs vacuumed away, and feral packs of baby gorillas ushered quietly into the night. If you spot a spot within 24 hours of cleaning and notify the company, MaidPro's maid pros will reclean the area free of charge.
The MaidPro staff is trained through the proprietary MaidPro University and given thorough background checks prior to employment, ensuring security and peace-brain for all. Whatever dirt needs busting, the MaidPro clean team will make sure it gets out of sight, out of mind, and out of the astral plane.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. New customers only. 48-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Valid for Lakeland, Mulberry, Bartow, Auburndale and Winter Haven only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.