In order to fit into a neighborhood, homes must stay clean, avoid offensive signage, and best the neighborhood children in hopscotch. Gain a dominating domicile with today's Groupon for house-cleaning services from Maid2Be. Choose from the following options:

• For $50, you get a cleaning for a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house up to 1,200 square feet (a $105 value).
• For $70, you get a cleaning for a two-bedroom, two-bathroom house up to 1,500 square feet (a $140 value).
• For $90, you get a cleaning for a three-bedroom, three-bathroom house up to 2,500 square feet (a $180 value).
• For $130, you get a cleaning for a four-bedroom, three-bathroom house up to 3,500 square feet (a $260 value).
  
  

An additional $10 charge will be applied for households with pets.

Armed with an arsenal of supplies and equipment, the dirt decimators from Maid2Be conquer dust and grime in the quest to spruce up sullied digs. Two to four experienced staffers excavate rooms from top to bottom, following a thorough checklist that includes dusting ceiling fans and light fixtures, cleaning windowsills and wall hangings, wiping baseboards, kissing sofas, and washing or vacuuming floors. Dirt whisperers scoop dust and cobwebs from all surfaces and de-streak mirrors and glass doors before changing linens on every bed or sleeper-fridge. In the bathroom, tubs, showers, and toilets are expunged of the build-up from everyday use, floors are de-gunked, and vanities gain enough pride to reflect their own visage. Staffers cleanse kitchens from countertop to appliance exteriors to microwave, and the garbage is wrangled and emptied from each cleaned room. Maid2Be keeps homes on good terms with lawns by using green-cleaning products by request for no added cost and arranging shared custody of lawn ornaments.