Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $59, you get three hours of housecleaning from MaidPro (a $120 value).
MaidPro's staff of dirt-busting cleanliness experts scrubs homes according to a 49-point checklist that targets bathrooms, kitchens, bedrooms, hallways, and cupboards under the stairs. Trashcans will be emptied, kitchen countertops cleansed of crumbs, and packs of baby gorillas ushered quietly into the night.
The staff is known for its sparkle-inducing prowess with kitchens, bathrooms, floors, and dusting, but when clients call, MaidPro helps them to determine the best set of priorities for each three-hour scrub-down.
The MaidPro staff is trained through the proprietary MaidPro University and given thorough background checks prior to employment, ensuring security as the clean team gets dirt out of sight, mind, and the astral plane. Homeowners who spot a spot within 24 hours of cleaning can notify the company, and MaidPro's degriming crews will return to reclean the area free of charge.
Though MaidPro sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.