Like tumbleweeds on the high plains, dust bunnies travel with the winds and foreshadow their beholder's inevitable murder by Clint Eastwood. Steer clear of dusty drifters with today's Groupon: for $79, you get three-and-a-half man hours of home cleaning from MaidPro, serving Collier County (a $159 value).
MaidPro specializes in whipping grimy households into gleaming shape. Over the course of three-and-a-half hours, the staff of dirt-busting cleanliness experts scrubs homes in accordance with a 49-point checklist that tackles bathrooms, kitchens, bedrooms, hallways, and cupboards under the stairs. Cleansing connoisseurs remove incriminating fingerprints from cookie jars, vacuum away equally incriminating trails of cookie crumbs, and usher feral packs of baby gorillas quietly into the night. If a missed spot is discovered within 24 hours of the cleaning service, dusting maidens will re-clean the area free of charge. The MaidPro staff also undergoes a thorough background check prior to employment to maximize customers' trust and security.