Like tumbleweeds on the high plains, dust bunnies travel with the winds and foreshadow their beholder's inevitable murder by Clint Eastwood. Steer clear of dusty drifters with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three hours of house cleaning plus your choice of refrigerator or oven cleaning from MaidPro (a $150 value). This Groupon is valid for homes in the 32832, 32829, 32828, 32827, and 32831 zip codes.
MaidPro specializes in whipping grimy households into gleaming shape. Over the course of three hours, the staff of dirt-busting cleanliness experts will scrub your home in accordance with a 49-point checklist that tackles bathrooms, kitchens, bedrooms, hallways, and cupboards under the stairs. Cleansing connoisseurs will empty trash cans full of shucked corn husks, remove incriminating fingerprints from cookie jars, vacuum away equally incriminating trails of cookie crumbs, and usher feral packs of baby gorillas quietly into the night. If you spot a spot within 24 hours of cleaning and notify the company, MaidPro's maid pros will re-clean the area free of charge.
The MaidPro staff is trained through the proprietary MaidPro University and given thorough background checks prior to employment, ensuring security and peace-brain for all. Whatever dirt needs busting, the MaidPro clean team will make sure it gets out of sight, out of mind, and out of the astral plane.