If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon to Maids 911 in Miami Beach. Subscribers residing within Miami Beach may choose between two options:

• For $39, you get two hours of professional house-cleaning services (a $120 value).
• For $60, you get three hours of professional house-cleaning services (a $150 value).

Interior abode cleanser Jennifer Restrepo oversees a squad of sprucer-uppers who swab, dust, and polish homes to their beaming best. Prior to each service, homeowners specify which regions of the home require cleaning. From there, a duo of cleaning professionals can perform the routine tasks of cleaning interior windows, dusting appliances, and sanitizing countertops; or alleviate household chaos by organizing belongings, de-cluttering, and releasing the wolverines that occupy the crawlspace. While Maids 911 gussies up cribs, owners may stay in their houses or venture off, and when they return, their dwellings will sparkle with cleanliness like a diamond-studded washer machine. When finished, Maids 911 stands behind their work with a satisfaction guarantee that ensures all tidying fulfills customers' wildest, sparkliest dreams.