The actual best thing since sliced bread is sliced meat placed between sliced bread and then sliced in triangles and stuffed into a donut. Fill the meatless void in your life with today's Groupon: for $10, you get lunch for two at Main Street Cafe (up to a $22.50 value). Lunch is served Monday–Friday 11 a.m.–2 p.m. The lunch for two includes:

• Any one appetizer (up to a $5.50 value) • Any two entrées (up to a $13.00 value) • Any two drinks (up to a $4.00 value)

Main Street Cafe's trendy downtown environs house a smorgasbord of sandwiches and a freshly furnished salad bar. For an appetizer, the cream-cheese-based spinach-and-artichoke dip comes in an edible bread bowl with edible cutlery and a side of dipping chips, and the chile con queso kicks mouths into spice nirvana with a melty mix of cheese and hot peppers. A sourdough hoagie soaks up savory juices from thinly shaved prime rib, swiss cheese, and garlic aioli on the prime rib sandwich with its side of au jus, and layers of pepperoni, salami, and provolone cheese lie under a cornucopia of vegetables and italian dressing in the Spicy sandwich. Engaging mankind's well-honed foraging abilities, the all-you-can-eat salad bar is a landscape of freshly sliced vegetables and scrumptious legumes; predesigned mélanges include the steak salad with its sliced prime rib, onions, and mushrooms with crumbled blue cheese and croutons. Adult companions can slake thirst with beers or mixed drinks, while soft drinks are available for children and their soda-fueled scooters.