For centuries, mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Escape the heat with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour relaxation massage (a $70 value) from Main Street Massage, located in the Brewster Mansion in Hudson.
Main Street Massage is run by lifetime resident, father of three children, and massage technician Barry Hatfield, who strives to help patients reduce stress, aches, and pains. Skip down the path of relaxation with a variety of massagey options. The smooth, flowing strokes of Swedish massage calm both mind and body, and the aromatherapy massage tops off the Swedish with an essential oil. Deep tissue attacks the layers of muscle hidden beneath other layers of muscle to untie knots similar to a prisoner trapped in a net-sack. Mr. Hatfield is also well-versed in sports massage, which can enhance athletic performance and the ability to throw flaming tires through larger flaming tires, and prenatal, which comforts future moms. Call ahead or register online to schedule your appointment.
Cancellations require at least 24-hour notice, or the half of the Groupon's value will be forfeited. Customers under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult.