Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Allow lasers to help eliminate excess inches with today’s Groupon: for $1,999, you get a laser liposuction treatment for both flanks at Maison De Leumas Cosmetic Surgery Center in Westerville (a $6,000 value). A free initial consultation is required to determine candidacy for the procedure; customers who are deemed ineligible will receive a full refund.

Maison De Leumas' board-certified cosmetic surgeon and women's health expert, Dr. Milroy J. Samuel, applies years of laser-wielding experience to purge torsos of flank-occupying fat cells through Smart Lipo treatments. The minimally invasive procedure dissolves unwanted adipose tissue on both flank areas of the body using beams of light that require only a local anesthesia––so guests may stay awake to brainstorm alternate endings to the Matlock series finale. Though there is always a degree of risk involved with cosmetic surgery, Dr. Samuel and staff work meticulously to ensure clients achieve the new look they desire. The fat-loss results of liposuction can be substantial and permanent, though they rely upon maintaining a healthy lifestyle, exercising frequently, and not relocating to Mercury. Smart Lipo treatments are received in Maison De Leumas' spacious, 12,000-square-foot facility, which accommodates visitors with a relaxing front lobby and spa-like atmosphere.