What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Allow lasers to help eliminate excess inches with today’s Groupon: for $1,999, you get a laser liposuction treatment for both flanks at Maison De Leumas Cosmetic Surgery Center in Westerville (a $6,000 value). A free initial consultation is required to determine candidacy for the procedure; customers who are deemed ineligible will receive a full refund.
Maison De Leumas' board-certified cosmetic surgeon and women's health expert, Dr. Milroy J. Samuel, applies years of laser-wielding experience to purge torsos of flank-occupying fat cells through Smart Lipo treatments. The minimally invasive procedure dissolves unwanted adipose tissue on both flank areas of the body using beams of light that require only a local anesthesia––so guests may stay awake to brainstorm alternate endings to the Matlock series finale. Though there is always a degree of risk involved with cosmetic surgery, Dr. Samuel and staff work meticulously to ensure clients achieve the new look they desire. The fat-loss results of liposuction can be substantial and permanent, though they rely upon maintaining a healthy lifestyle, exercising frequently, and not relocating to Mercury. Smart Lipo treatments are received in Maison De Leumas' spacious, 12,000-square-foot facility, which accommodates visitors with a relaxing front lobby and spa-like atmosphere.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for flanks (both sides). Consultation required, non-candidates refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Maison De Leumas
Dr. Milroy J. Samuel, founder of Maison De Leumas, combines his expertise in cosmetic surgery and women's health care as he lifts, sculpts, and beautifies bodies. The expert sends patients' confidence soaring as high as a coffee-swigging eagle with treatments in fat removal and relocation and gynecological cosmetic procedures.