Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon: for $499, you get three laser stretch-mark-removal treatments for the full arms, full legs, or full abdomen at Maison De Leumas Cosmetic Surgery Center in Westerville (a $1,200 value). All three treatments must be used on the same area. A free initial consultation is required to determine candidacy for the procedure; customers who are deemed ineligible will receive a full refund.
Overseen by board-certified cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Milroy J. Samuel, Maison De Leumas's beautifying services aim to alleviate the appearance of stretch marks with advanced laser technology. During each treatment, clients lie back in the 1,200-square-foot facility as a guided beam of light outlines the stretch marks, removing a thin layer of skin and prompting new collagen to emerge and cover it like a tabloid reporter covers Elvis's visage appearing on toast. Laser beams stimulate a natural healing process, urging healthy collagen to plump up skin until it overtakes the damaged area. A session of treatments can reduce the appearance of marks by up to 80%. Depending on the individual, it could take anywhere from two to six treatments to achieve results; this Groupon allows three treatments on one area in the body, allowing ample time for lasers to chase away stretch marks and emphasize the finer points of a biology lecture.
Maison De Leumas
Dr. Milroy J. Samuel, founder of Maison De Leumas, combines his expertise in cosmetic surgery and women's health care as he lifts, sculpts, and beautifies bodies. The expert sends patients' confidence soaring as high as a coffee-swigging eagle with treatments in fat removal and relocation and gynecological cosmetic procedures.
5910 Cleveland Ave.
Westerville, Ohio 43231