What You'll Get
Due to the large number of ghosts they can hold, haunted cornfields are consistently scarier than cursed sleeping bags, possessed lean-tos, and ectoplasmic studio apartments. Get lost in a vast expanse of Caspers with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two admissions (a $24 value) to Carnage in the Corn at Maize Valley Market and Winery in Hartville. This Groupon expires on October 30, 2010. The haunted corn maze is open every Friday and Saturday night throughout October from 7:30 p.m. to 11 p.m. Check the winery's website or call for changes, as these hours may be subject to weather closings and availability.
Carnage in the Corn at Maize Valley Market and Winery is a six-acre corn maze full of twists, turns, and frightful sensory escapades. A vast growth of corn sorghum, field corn, and forest paths create a seasonal labyrinth that will have your blood developing goose-bumps as you turn each corner in unknowing darkness. Carnage in the Corn employs no actors or gross-out techniques lifted from such horror films as Man, Blood, There's Blood, Man; the unknown nature of the maze and the darkness are all that it takes to strike terror in participants of this sprawling center of the spooky. The maze is designed for kids of all ages, within reason, as actual babies are likely to go feral if exposed to fresh air and cornstalks for more than a few minutes at a time.
Come early, bring someone else's family, and enjoy a day at Maize Valley, complete with wine, food and attractions. Harvesty harvest fun is readily available, including a kid's play area, petting pasture, pig races, and pumpkin-cannon demonstrations (all at an additional charge). A frightening but fun experience that never crosses the line into actual nightmare-ville, Carnage in the Corn is a seasonal thrill ideal for helping parents bond with older children, mature younger children, and children of the corn.
Cost of Groupon only covers admission to the corn maze. All other activities available at an additional charge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 30, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Valid only for Carnage in the Corn attraction. Event subject to weather conditions. Expires on 10/30. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.