What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage from Majestic Therapeutic Massage (a $65 value) on North Figarden Drive.
Liz Majeski, a certified massage therapist and the healing hands behind Majestic Therapeutic Massage, specializes in relieving a bevy of chronic and acute conditions. Clients fully recline on a pleasantly heated massage table while Liz employs her incisive hands to assess the body's concerns and complaints. During the restorative massage, Liz kneads muscles into supple, detangled Play-Doh, increases circulation in uncomfortably stuffy areas, and gently relaxes marathon-running minds as the body de-stresses. Essential oils used during the practice calm both nasal glands and floating auras, and reflexology helps improve the performance of multiple organs by manipulating pressure points in the feet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Cancellation policy applies. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.