Before carpet cleaning, people grew new carpets to replace dirty ones, sowing soiled pile with paisley seeds and wool lint doused in Miracle-Gro. Clean indoor lawns with today's Groupon: for $75, you get up to 600 square feet of carpet cleaning from Majik Cleaning Service Inc. (a $225 value). This Groupon is valid in Manhattan.
A full-service home-and-office cleaning company, Majik Cleaning has been scrubbing Manhattanite carpets for two decades. During a carpet cleaning, pile whisperers chase away stains and soil with a hot-water extraction wand and scary Dracula imitations. Then, they'll disinfect and sanitize de-dirted floor wigs, imbuing them with nose-friendly freshness. After carpets dry, your toes can make like a rattlesnake, shedding socks to burrow bare feet deep inside nicely scented home turf.