What You'll Get
Water thrives when under pressure, much like spelling-bee finalists and fast-food drive-thru operators at the Indy 500. Unleash pressurized power with today's Groupon at Major League Auto Spa in Naperville. Choose from the following options:
- For $13, you get a double wash and Blue Coral wax (a $26.98 value).
- For $36, you get three double washes and Blue Coral wax (a $80.94 value).
- For $60, you get five double washes and Blue Coral wax (a $134.90 value).
In just under 15 minutes, Major League Auto Spa's automated wash tunnel transforms dirty cars into spotless roadsters using soft cloths and friendly chemicals. As vehicles claw their way through the tunnel, a barrage of gentle soaps, triple-coat poly protectant, and Poseidon's water balloons pounds the car and washes away its grimy outer coat. Soapy water sprays the undercarriage whereas paint sealant wraps the car frame in a color-protecting embrace. After a towel dry, interior vacuum, and mat cleaning, technicians smear windows with Rain-X, which improves visibility during rainy or foggy weather, and shroud the frame in Blue Coral wax, a carnauba-infused biodegradable coating that leaves the finish glossy and coated with wax. Finally, cars are adorned with new air fresheners, lending interiors a fresh scent to complement exteriors' clean coats.
While waiting for their cars to emerge, customers can relax in Major League Auto Spa's lounge, where computers anxiously wait to connect them to the Internet for a few minutes of free blogging.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person for double wash option. Limit 1 per person for 3 and 5-wash options. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Additional charge for oversized vehicles. Not valid for Hi Top Vans and Stretch Limos. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Major League Auto Spa
For more than 25 years, Major League Auto Spa's team of automotive experts has been cleansing carriages inside and out with soft-cloth washes and detailing services. The automated washer gently nudges cars along a track flanked by a gauntlet of soap-laden cloths to deliver cars from their grimy fate and encourage wolf whistles from passing buses. Armed with vacuums and a keen eye for crumbs and stowaway dust bunnies, interior detailing crews lavish upholstery and carpets with equal attentiveness. Cleaners also apply glossy wax finishes by hand and smooth away imperfections with orbital buffing machines as auto owners wait in the Internet-equipped lobby, surfing the web for new stuffed animals to suction to the windows.