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What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Malama Massage Center, located on Leestown Road (a $60 value).
Licensed and experienced massage therapist Nina Masterson kneads muscles into sublime relaxation in a cozy, tranquil setting. Clients can bid adieu to knots, tension, aches, creaks, and mysterious beeps after experiencing the soothing one-hour Swedish massage. The soft blue-painted walls and private, comfortable massage areas provide a serene ambience designed to calm the senses. The Swedish massage is amply praised for its extensive physical and mental benefits such as anxiety alleviation, stress reduction, and olfactory hallucinations of cookies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Additional fees apply for upgrades. Tax included. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Malama Massage Center
A tranquil blue hue blankets the walls inside Malama Massage Center. In private rooms, massage therapists dispense Swedish and deep-tissue massages for individuals, couples, or singing quartets. The therapists also take care of the UK football, track and field, and men’s basketball teams.