In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Malama Massage Center, located on Leestown Road (a $60 value).
Licensed and experienced massage therapist Nina Masterson kneads muscles into sublime relaxation in a cozy, tranquil setting. Clients can bid adieu to knots, tension, aches, creaks, and mysterious beeps after experiencing the soothing one-hour Swedish massage. The soft blue-painted walls and private, comfortable massage areas provide a serene ambience designed to calm the senses. The Swedish massage is amply praised for its extensive physical and mental benefits such as anxiety alleviation, stress reduction, and olfactory hallucinations of cookies.
Malama Massage Center
A tranquil blue hue blankets the walls inside Malama Massage Center. In private rooms, massage therapists dispense Swedish and deep-tissue massages for individuals, couples, or singing quartets. The therapists also take care of the UK football, track and field, and men’s basketball teams.
1500 Leestown Rd.
Lexington, Kentucky 40511Get Directions