$30 for a One-Hour Swedish Massage at Malama Massage Center ($60 Value)

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In a Nutshell

  • Licensed & experienced massage therapists
  • Tranquil setting
  • Comfortable massage areas
  • Massage providers for UK Wildcats

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Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Additional fees apply for upgrades. Tax included. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Malama Massage Center, located on Leestown Road (a $60 value).

Licensed and experienced massage therapist Nina Masterson kneads muscles into sublime relaxation in a cozy, tranquil setting. Clients can bid adieu to knots, tension, aches, creaks, and mysterious beeps after experiencing the soothing one-hour Swedish massage. The soft blue-painted walls and private, comfortable massage areas provide a serene ambience designed to calm the senses. The Swedish massage is amply praised for its extensive physical and mental benefits such as anxiety alleviation, stress reduction, and olfactory hallucinations of cookies.

Malama Massage Center

A tranquil blue hue blankets the walls inside Malama Massage Center. In private rooms, massage therapists dispense Swedish and deep-tissue massages for individuals, couples, or singing quartets. The therapists also take care of the UK football, track and field, and men’s basketball teams.

Customer Reviews

My massage was excellent and I felt much better after my visit. The masseuse was wonderful. She was kind and so knowledgeable about what I did in my daily life to make my muscles sore! She was able to work on the areas I needed most and my muscle pain was gone. I will visit again!
Laurie R. · October 26, 2011
You'll enjoy it so much you need to bring a driver since you'll be too relaxed to drive! :)
Karen D. · October 25, 2014
Great place. terrific massage from Lauren.
Hallie B. · September 24, 2014

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