What You'll Get
Homes are notoriously materialistic, in that they seduce human inhabitants only as a means to acquire more furniture, cars, and jewelry. Submit to the whims of a persuasive domicile with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $300 worth of window coverings at Malibu Window Coverings & Design in Spring Valley.
Shade specialists at Malibu Window Coverings bedeck windows with a wide variety of motorized shades, custom draperies, and blinds. During a complimentary at-home consultation, a designer will help clients select window treatments. A set of 36" x 48" mini blinds ($89+) adds an aura of mystery to secret clubhouse meetings, and a set of 36" x 48" faux-wood blinds ($130+) imbues rooms with a rustic touch. Customers can also cool down their domiciles with a set of 36" x 48" solar shades ($179+) that significantly block window glare but still allow room occupants' eyes to drink in verdant views. Malibu Window Coverings' array of motorized shades closes and opens draperies with the same speed and precision that a motorized cow squirts milk into a coffee mug at 20 paces.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only toward products. Not valid for previous orders. By appt only for in-home consultation. Installation fees apply. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.