Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a comprehensive Invisalign treatment at Malki Dental – Stephen J. Malki, DMD in River Edge (a $6,000 value).
At Malki Dental, Dr. Stephen J. Malki straightens teeth with the advanced metal-free technology of Invisalign.
The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers without brackets, bands, or a scared straight dentist visit. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 12–18 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners need only be removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or chewing on rocks. For more information, check out the Invisalign FAQs here.
Malki Dental’s recently remodeled practice welcomes patients with an exposed brick reception room and comfortable treatment areas. Hardwood floors lead patients back to cozy treatment rooms outfitted with massage dental chairs and flat-screen TVs, and a Keurig coffee bar perks up teeth for impending appointments.