Though spinning massive amounts of dough above one's head is an amusing way to display a coin collection, it requires superhuman stamina to maintain. Rest your triceps and leave the dough-spinning to the pros with today's Groupon to Mama Roma's Pizza X-Press. Choose between two options:
- For $25, you get the Super Bowl package (a $50 value).
- For $5, you get the Mama's Favorite package (a $10 value).
Every Mama Roma's pizza is crafted with only the most verdant handmade dough, real cheese, and pristine virgin olive oil. The Super Bowl package heeds to halftime hunger with five large one-topping pizzas, 32 chicken wings, two breadstick dishes, and three sauces, filling bellies and easing minds wracked by dark contemplations of their team's fate. More intimate gatherings can huddle around the Mama's Favorite package, which includes one large one-topping pizza, breadsticks, sauce, and one 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, offering liquid refreshment or an enviable start to the tornado in a bottle experiment for the upcoming science fair. Additional delivery charges apply so that Mama Rosa can pay equal wages to all carrier pigeons.
Seventy percent of Urbanspooners recommend Mama Roma's Pizza X-Press.