Like spritzing an email with cologne, blowing kisses at a TV screen is a heartfelt romantic gesture that proves fruitless in attracting movie stars. Experience unrequited love with today’s Groupon for a flat-screen-television mounted installation from Man Caves Audio Video. The technicians will travel within a 15- to 20-mile radius of the 44256 zip code; an additional charge of $0.55 per mile will apply for destinations outside the service area. Choose between two options:

• For $89, you get a flat-screen-television installation service with professional-strength hardware and installation tools. Customers must supply their own mount with this option (up to a $269 value).

• For $189, you get a tilting mount and a flat-screen-television installation with professional-strength hardware and installation tools (up to a $339 value).
  
  

Teams of talented technicians from Man Caves Audio Video set up flat-screen televisions using professional-strength hardware and tools. With the first option, the meticulous installer hangs TVs with a customer’s own flat, tilting, or articulating mount, using sturdy lag bolts to prevent TVs from being jolted out of place during particularly action-packed movies. Customers who choose the second option will receive a tilting mount from the company, which swivels to face the viewer and relieves the tiresome burden of using neck muscles. Technicians can connect up to four components, will counsel customers with instructions on how to use their new system, and will clean up any remnants from the installation before tiptoeing away.