Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Mana Medical Spa, located in Jacksonville Beach (up to a $1,050 value). Present your Groupon and you're also eligible for a buy-one-get-one-free microdermabrasion, Synergie cellulite treatment, or massage (treatments must be of the same kind and cannot be shared among friends).

A warm environment and professional staff greets hominids at Mana Medical Spa, whose careful treatments can buff the soul sacks of all skin types, genders, and Thetan levels. Using potent Palomar StarLux 500 laser technology, the friendly physician assistant zaps away undesirable fuzz in a few quick, safe, and effective procedures without damaging the structure of the skin. Use your three sessions to whisk away wisps of the upper lip, chin, brow, ears, neck (choose either the front or back), underarms, inner thigh, toes, or belly-button line. Or opt to apply the value of your Groupon toward treatments on larger areas like the back, lower legs, chest, or stomach, and pay the difference. Pleasant lighting and elegant décor underscore the welcoming vibe of Mana's comfy studio, relaxing fibers before their ceremonial departure.

Though once useful for intimidating the predatory cactus and surviving long winters of Coach reruns, most body hairs have overstayed their evolutionary welcome. The friendly staff at Mana Medical Spa can freshen the follicle patches with deft flair and precision, making today's Groupon a fine option for beach bodies. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.

Most people need 6–8 treatments for the process to be fully effective, with some darker skin types requiring up to ten treatments.