Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with today’s Groupon to Mandell-Brown Plastic Surgery Center. Choose from the following options:

• For $59, you get a Vitalize peel (a $125 value).
• For $99, you get a Vitalize peel and microdermabrasion (a $225 value).
• For $200, you get a permanent-makeup application of lip liner or eyebrow tint (a $400 value).

Dr. Mark Mandell-Brown, crowned 2011's top plastic surgeon by Cincinnati magazine, and his highly trained aesthetician bolster beauty with a host of skin care services. The Vitalize peel rejuvenates visages with a youth-inducing elixir designed to rejuvenate the epidermis until it's as smooth and alluring as Cleopatra's pickup lines. Using lactic and salicylic acids, the de-layering solution shimmies deep into skin cells to exfoliate uneven skin tone, texture, and hyperpigmentation. The gentle yet effective treatment requires little or no downtime post-treatment, and patients endure minimal pain from the peel and the aesthetician's dramatic readings of Moby Dick. Beautifiers can combine the Vitalize peel with microdermabrasion, where skin soothers slough away the outer layer of epidermis to stimulate collagen and lessen fine lines, for complete skin revitalization. Alternatively, the permanent-makeup application graces the lips with liner or the eyebrows with an enticing shade to keep faces looking their best while freeing up more time in the mornings for breakfast or searing Elvis's face into toast.

Earth-toned walls, accented by half-wall wainscoting and rich red décor, fill Mandell-Brown Plastic Surgery Center's upscale facility. The center is fully accredited by the AAAHC and provides private consultation rooms, a comfortable waiting area, and seminar room, great for lectures or turf wars between surgeons.