Removing the top layer of skin from a face is good for more than just solving every single Scooby-Doo mystery; it can also result in a smoother, healthier face. With today's Groupon, $25 gets you a custom facial from Mandi Duracinski at Total Sass-Y-Faction Salon (a $60 value).

At Total Sass-Y-Faction Salon, patrons can achieve a smoothing sheen that baits oodles of compliments and is an irresistible subject for street-side caricature artists. Each hour-long facial utilizes quality Bioelements and custom-blended lotions to de-clog pores and apply a healthier, pie-deflecting veneer of radiant skin. In addition to the facial treatment, stress is melted away and collected into an oil pan during a relaxing massage that pleasantly kneads the head, neck, shoulders, and scalp into a state of tension-free cookie dough. Additionally, brain-burrowing aromatherapy transports customers to a cloudy, effervescent relaxation zone that will leave them drifting in an aria of soothing scents.

Presenting a polished face always leaves a memorable first impression and makes for a simple way to achieve a boost of confidence. Enjoy a quality facial from Total Sass-Y-Faction, which makes faces feel silky smooth and years younger by sloughing off layers of dead skin, like peeling open a banana to reveal the creamy mashed potatoes inside.

Appointments must be scheduled by phone and require a 24-hour notice for cancellation.