A beautiful face is merely the outward container of a much greater inner beauty, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust only serves to make its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $80, you get one custom clinical facial with eye treatment from Manhattan Aesthetic Surgery (a $250 value).
Under the tutelage of Dr. Nicholas Vendemia, Manhattan Aesthetic Surgery's crew of physician assistants restores youthful auras to faces with the help of clinical-grade Vivite skincare products. A personal consultation isolates areas that need improvement and allows the facial to be customized to address dullness, dryness, uneven texture, or freckles shaped like the silhouettes of offensive gestures. During the facial, a cleanser clobbers dirt and oil before an exfoliant chases off meddlesome old skin cells. A brightening skin peel repairs and moisturizes skin while diminishing the visibility of recently obsoleted zodiac tattoos. Rid raccoon eyes with an Opal clinical under-eye treatment before having your frontispiece slathered in a hydrating cream and a coat of sunscreen.
Upper East Side
1175 Park Ave.
Manhattan, New York 10128