Topping the food chain is a tremendous achievement, which is why humans triumphantly plant flag-like toothpicks in burgers and belt the national anthem at their steaks before devouring them. Enjoy life at the top with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 toward home-delivered meats from Manhattan Gourmet Foods.
Manhattan Gourmet Foods dispatches bountiful hauls of Angus beef, plump chicken breasts, and fresh seafood directly to eager doorsteps. A dozen portions of tilapia ($21.99) delight palates after a light pan frying, and 15 certified Angus burgers ($59.99) keep ravenous grills sizzling and satisfied. Packages of chicken breasts ($49.99) arrive plain or pre-marinated with southwestern or lemon-pepper sauce. Craft legions of cocktail-sauced shrimp cocktails and garnish the martinis of manatee guests with a package of 60 precooked jumbo shrimp ($69.99), or sear succulent strips from an eight-pack of 8-ounce ruby-hued tuna steaks ($69.99). The packages facilitate hosting dinner parties or stockpiling for freak blizzards and passive-aggressive disputes with doorknobs, and Manhattan Gourmet Foods guarantees frozen products’ freshness for an entire year.