Smooth skin is like freshly frosted birthday cake: it looks so delicious that nobody cares how old you are. Flaunt face cakes with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a microdermabrasion treatment at Manhattan Surgical Care (a $190 value) on East 64th Street.
The aesthetic specialists at Manhattan Surgical Care thoroughly revitalize skin via a wide variety of minimally invasive means. Microdermabrasion can target blemished skin on the chest, neck, arms, or hands but is chiefly used on the face, where giant space ants tend to aim their magnifying glasses during their dermis-damaging solar attacks. A stream of focused particles brushes away facial topsoil, helping to erase scarring, wrinkles, and sun damage, revealing youthful skin and Incan carvings beneath the mug rubble. A vacuum tool then sucks the accumulation of damaged skin away, leaving only a sparkling facescape. A typical treatment takes about 30 minutes, but duration can vary by skin type.
Multiple treatments are recommended before skin can appreciate the full burnishing power of microdermabrasion; this Groupon only covers the first. Use it to preserve your face's healthy sheen before an upcoming nose-modeling gig, or simply prevent sagging skin from forming a maze of wrinkle alleys that trap dentists' hands.