Studies show that modulating one’s facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today’s Groupon to Manscape Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $29, you get a one-hour Facial Virgin treatment (a $90 value).
• For $49, you get a one-hour massage (a $100 value).
  
  

Champions of the art of male grooming, Manscape Spa’s team of experienced staff—helmed by skin therapist Douglas Janczyn—sets spa-shy gents at ease with their masculine spin on aesthetic services. During the one-hour Facial Virgin treatment, aestheticians introduce inexperienced complexions to the world of facials with treatments tailored to refine rugged skin. A cleansing service whisks away dirt from begrimed pores, and dead skin cells succumb to a smoothening exfoliative treatment. Further handsomeness is brought about as faces bask in a nourishing facemask bolstered by a moisture infusion, rendering skin as smooth and soft as Fonzie in a mohair sweater. Alternatively, a one-hour relaxation massage evicts tension from achy shoulders and backs. Throughout the session, a skilled muscle manipulator bombards knots with soothing kneads and strokes that result in enhanced agility and stress release.