What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon: for $699, you get six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments at Maple Grove Wellness Center (a $1,599 value).
The staff at Maple Grove Wellness Center harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
Technicians perform the six sessions—each of which lasts about 75 minutes, including preparation and vibration therapy—within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have guardian consent. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Non-Surgical Clinic of the Twin Cities
There is no such thing as a cookie-cutter body, which is why the experts at Non-Surgical Clinic of the Twin Cities strive to adapt their methods to the needs of each client. The wellness professionals help patients deal with everything from stress management and weight loss to postoperation rehab by developing individualized plans that take into account body type, lifestyle, and whether the patient is a competitive hot-dog eater. These plans can incorporate muscle-toning vibration therapy, developed to mimic gravity and build strength for Russian astronauts, and Slimspec treatments, which use low-energy, acoustic radial waves to wage war on cellulite. They can also include Zerona body-contouring treatments and EB-Pro ionic footbaths, which pull toxins from the body.