What You'll Get
Though any emotion can be read into the Mona Lisa’s mysterious smile, scientists have identified the glint in her eyes as simple lust for dairy products. Tantalize portraits with today’s Groupon to Marble Slab Creamery. Choose between the following options:
- For $5, you get $10 worth of frozen treats.
- For $13, you get an 8-inch classic ice-cream cake (a $25.95 value).
Crafting notably delectable frozen treats in small batches, Marble Slab Creamery uses high-quality ingredients and makes all of its treats and waffle cones on-site to percolate palates with super-premium ice cream. Just like tax forms, chef-inspired concoctions are prepared on frozen marble slabs to ensure optimal freshness and easy customization. Choose one of Marble Slab’s original ice-cream flavors which include dark chocolate, red velvet, cotton candy, cool mint, and amaretto. One of the expert dippers and mixers will gently incorporate your choice of candy, nuts, fruit, or enthusiasm into the ice cream on the spot to each slab-spun creamy concoction. Find solace in a spoon-ready 7-ounce serving ($3.99 with one mix-in; $0.69/additional mix-in) or in the missing marble hands of Venus de Milo. Patrons may also abscond from the establishment in possession of a 10.5-ounce serving with a 1.5-ounce mix-in ($4.99), 14-ounce serving with 2 ounces of mix-in ($5.99) or nibble on freshly baked waffle cones sheathed in dark or white chocolate ($0.69–$1.09).
Those who prefer ice cream served in circular form for easy valentines day sharing can slice into one of Marble Slab’s 8-inch classic ice-cream cakes. To make sweet cream and strawberries, staff members hand-blend berries with sweet-cream ice cream and layer the concoction atop fluffy yellow cake. For vanilla oreo, skilled spoons intermix sandwich cookies, vanilla ice cream, and chocolate cake. Marble Slab’s dairy artisans can also customize cakes, concoct a sundae bar, or bring their signature slab to celebrate special occasions and large events, such as birthdays, office partys, weddings, and igloo warmings.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person for $5 option, limit 1 per person for cake option. May buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.