What You'll Get
The human mouth, which maintains a near-boiling temperature, needs to be constantly cooled by liquid-nitrogen pills or a jaw-mounted mouth fan. Take a more delicious route to cooling your maw with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of ice cream at Marble Slab Creamery. This Groupon is valid at the Palagio Shops and Bricktown locations.
Crafting notably delectable frozen treats in small batches, Marble Slab Creamery uses ingredients from around the world and fresh dairy from local farms to percolate palates with super-premium ice cream. Just like tax forms, chef-inspired concoctions are prepared on frozen marble slabs to ensure optimal freshness and easy customization. The frozen slab enables expert dippers and mixers to gently incorporate your choice of candies, nuts, and more into the ice cream on the spot. Grab a heaping dish of original flavors ($3.69 for a original cup) such as pumpkin, black cherry, bubblegum, mango, and amaretto (flavors vary). Or opt for the hefty Big Dipper size ($4.59). Enjoy your custom creation in a cup or a freshly baked waffle cone, which can also be painted orange to mark off hazardous potholes in living-room floors. Marble Slab also makes its ice cream in cake form, providing a conveniently festive treat in the event of an impromptu birthday party or alien abduction. Six-inch round cakes are $17.95, while eight-inch round cakes are $24.95. Otherwise, switch out your printer paper with a rectangular quarter-sheet cake for $29.95.
Ice cream is a versatile tool in any arsenal of kitchen smarts and palate-pleasing tricks. Generously heaped into a bowl or cone, this frozen superhero springs into action, satisfying sweet cravings and melting all over the tongues of injustice. Save broccoli-battered taste buds from blandness with today’s Groupon to Marble Slab Creamery.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at listed locations. Must use in 1 visit. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.