The modern-day bed-and-breakfast evolved from the less successful hammock-and-a-snack, which deterred guests with rhombus-patterned sunburns and meager handfuls of salted dandelions. Celebrate a rustic revision with today’s Groupon to Mariaville Lake Bed & Breakfast, located in Pattersonville. Choose between the following options:
• For $395, you get a three-night weekday stay for up to four guests in The Carriage House or Lake House (up to a $900 value).
• For $395, you get a two-night weekend stay for up to four guests in The Carriage House or Lake House (up to an $810 value).
Mariaville Lake Bed & Breakfast gladdens guests with serene surroundings, a dedicated staff, and recently renovated accommodations. Reserve the comely Carriage House or the secluded Lake House, each a fully furnished dwelling nestled within 200 acres of private grounds that afford temporary tenants the opportunity to escape the stressors of daily life or study the rules of cosmic bumper bowling. Lodgings are outfitted with stoves, a full-size refrigerator, satellite or cable TV, air-conditioned bedrooms, a fridge stocked with breakfast items, and a complimentary bottle of champagne from Country Wine & Spirits. Spend days canoeing and kayaking, fishing the lake, gasping aloud at breathtaking views, and hiking out to the nearby beaver dam, where furry little engineers delight in supplying electricity to nearby towns.
Supplement sabbaticals with Mariaville’s list of special package add-ons, which include the cheese-and-crackers platter ($45), a one-hour Swedish massage ($90), and a guided night walk that employs night-vision equipment and hyperintelligent bats ($25). Peruse the online photo gallery for additional enticement.
176 Batter St.
Pattersonville, New York 12137