Dirty car exteriors are often accompanied by indecent interiors, which are the known cause of heinous vehicular crimes such as speeding through school zones and obtaining Milli Vanilli cassette tapes. Prevent odious odes with today's deal: for $15, you get a full-service exterior and interior M4 carwash at Maritime Auto Wash, with locations in Annapolis and Severna Park. An additional fee applies for larger vehicles ($3.95 for mid-sized, $4.95 for full-sized, and $6.95 for super full-sized).

Maritime Auto Wash uses state-of-the-art hybrid technology to put the twinkle back in transportation, recycling 97% of its wash water and exclusively using biodegradable detergents and waxes. Your automobile's skin will be expertly exfoliated with a laundry list of polished procedures, including a touch-free intensive pre-wash, foam wash, hydrating sport soap, and a Protezione and Lustro wax. Included bug removal will invigorate your vehicle's visage while feeding any starving frogs feebly hopping around the parking lot. Groupon-grasping cars will also be treated to a dirt exorcism via interior vacuuming, cleaning of the dash, console, windows, and doorjambs, as well as an odor neutralizer. The Ninja wheel cleaning system puts a team of hooded assassins to work on your tires, picking the grime out of the grooves with their katanas.

Reviews

Maritime Autowash was featured on the Huffington Post. Eight Yahoo! Locals give the Millersville location a 4.5-star average rating; Yahoo! Locals give the Edgewater location a four-star average.

• If for whatever reason I can't wash my cars myself, I will ONLY take them to Maritime. The staff is amazing and they do an absolutely perfect job. – kfor086, Yahoo! Local, Edgewater location
• They did a fantastic job and my car literally looks like it did the day I bought it. I highly recommend using their service. – Happy Customer, Yahoo! Local, Millersville location