What You'll Get
Before modern teeth whitening, people achieved whiter smiles by gnawing on chalk or forcing their teeth to watch Jaws each morning. Conjure a Cheshire gleam with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a Zoom2! teeth-whitening treatment at Mark A. Kuhl D.M.D. in Juno Beach (a $635 value).
Dr. Kuhl and his dedicated, personable staff of smile engineers practice a full range of cosmetic and general family dentistry. The Zoom2! teeth-whitening treatment, a faster upgrade from the first generation Zoom! ivoryzing, lasts an hour or less and frees up more time to collect walnuts shaped like the heads famous U.N. ambassadors. The process begins when a skilled technician slathers on a specially formulated whitening gel and radiates grins with a stain-blinding beam of light. The gel and light conspire to allow oxygen to gently penetrate the enamel and whiten smiles up to eight shades.
Dr. Kuhl's office includes many high-tech amenities, including video goggles to distract from the dentistry, though the Zoom2! process is so fast that you won’t be able to see Jack ride the asteroid cowboy-style to earth at the end of Titanic.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mark A. Kuhl, D.M.D.
Dr. Kuhl combines cosmetic, restorative, and orthodontic principles to produce smiles that are as bright as they are durable. To this end, he entertains a squad of high-tech machines. Intra-oral cameras help patients make informed dental decisions by allowing them to look into their own mouths without having to swallow their faces. Lasers aid in everything from cavity detection to bacteria removal, and video goggles beam cinematic entertainment into patients' retinas to make dental sessions fly by.