The clothes make the man, but men make the special nutrients that keep clothes alive. Reinforce your dominance over apparel with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get two custom-made shirts from Mark Austin Bespoke Couture (up to a $595 value).

Mark Austin Bespoke Couture keeps its clients clad in suits, shirts, and other finery individually made to fit their physiques and fashion fancies. Swaddle your torso in handmade luxury with a pair of custom-made shirts whose collar, cuffs, shape, and color are entirely up to you and your Magic 8-Ball. Mark Austin’s sartorial savants will come to your home or office to discuss your preferences and determine exactly how many inches of red-rope licorice would be required to cover your arms, neck, and chest. Afterward, the experts send their findings off to Italy, where the most skillful shirt-making hands, dexterous from hours spent soaking in pasta sauce, will construct your distinctive duds. Once complete, the shirts will then be delivered to your home or office, where they can be worn simultaneously with pride. Although on-site visits can only be made within 30 miles of central St. Louis, customers outside that radius are welcome to bring today's Groupon into Mark Austin’s McPherson Avenue location or to rent a home or office within the 30-mile radius.

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Mark Austin Bespoke Couture hasn't been reviewed much, but St. Louis magazine named Mark Austin to its Best Dressed list in 2010.