Home is where the heart is, unless that home is filled with adept man-eaters. Refinish your cardiac cavity with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get two tickets to the Edmonton Home + Garden Show (Up to a $28 value) at Northlands Edmonton Expo Centre. Children younger than 12 years old get in free.

With more than 600 exhibitors, celebrity guests, and two stages of events and attractions, the Edmonton Home + Garden Show quells decoration disquietude and home-repair rancour. The show, like the sole human at a stuffed-animal tea party, dutifully plays host to the latest product lines and features displays on interior design, renovation, and home entertainment. Bryan Baeumler, host of HGTV's Disaster DYI, and a gaggle of other celebrity guests and local experts answer questions and lead seminars on the dos and don’ts of home renovation, design trends for 2011, and training homes to narrate apocalyptic sci-fi tales.

After cutting a swath through the dense forest of gardening implements and vintage lamps, grant foraging feet a rest at the reader’s lounge. Parched gardeners can test their new watering cans at the beer garden, and appreciators of backyard foliage can peruse the Nait-ure Calls, a collection of student class projects geared help design outdoor flora retreats with Mother Nature's stamp of approval. This Groupon is good for entry on Thursday, March 24th and Friday, March 25th only.

Although there is a discount for buying tickets online, this Groupon still offers the best deal.