Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today’s Groupon to Markowski Dental Associates in Suffield. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get an at-home NiteWhite whitening kit (a $300 value).
• For $159, you get an in-office Revident whitening treatment and an at-home NiteWhite whitening kit (a $450 value).

Drs. Eugene Markowski and Alison Nicholes and their seasoned team of teeth technicians have been tuning-up clients’ tusks for more than 30 years. Mouth owners can brighten pearlies up to nine shades with illuminating whitening treatments performed in-office or at home. After a brief exam, techs create custom molds to fit ivory facades, ensuring whitening trays fit as snugly as Lycra shorts after a pie-eating contest. Once splints are ready, clients will either take home the molds for DIY brightening with NiteWhite kits, or kick back in dentist chairs for a one-hour in-office treatment. In-office clients are sent home with NiteWhite touch-up kits that help maintain incisors’ clean new look in conjunction with regular brushing and anonymous donations to the Tooth Fairy. At-home treatments may take up to two weeks of hour-long daily use to deliver optimal results.