A diner’s oversize booths and oversize pies have long been a beacon of hope for teens dumped after prom and frowny clowns looking for new novelty-size props. Take refuge in the crispy crust of an old-fashioned eatery with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 toward American dinner fare at Mark’s Downtown Diner. This Groupon is valid only after 4 p.m.
Mark’s Downtown Diner's staff slings a menu of American-bred plates in a classic diner environment, replete with caricature-lined walls and a green-and-white checkered motif. Grab a seat at the counter or sidle into a booth before engaging hunger in swordplay with an order of mozzarella sticks ($5.79). Golden-fried jumbo shrimp ($11.09) further dining expeditions by leaping happily along palates, and forks effortlessly harpoon a 12-ounce Black Angus rib-eye steak. Diners seeking greener repast can graze on a house salad ($3.29), three-veggie plate ($4.89), or their dining companion's lime-green tie. The diner also features daily specials, such as Tuesday's homemade meaty lasagna ($7.99), and sweets such as fresh-baked cobbler pies ($2.29/slice) cap off dinners or power dessert-fueled jetpacks for hovers home.
502 Grove St.
Loudon, Tennessee 37774