Although snow provides enjoyable respites from school and work, it can also lead to tiresome shoveling sessions and humiliating rejections from bouncers at velvet rope igloos. Solve at least one of these problems with today’s Groupon: for $150, you get a full season of snow plowing from Mark’s Snow Plowing (a $300 value). This Groupon is valid only for homes in Grandville. Mark's Snow Plowing plows driveways when there is two inches of snow or more and operates from midnight to 6 a.m.
Mark’s Snow Plowing's wintertime heroes relieve driveways of their ice-cold burden by thoroughly clearing them of fiendish flakes whenever they accumulate. Between now and March 15, deft plow-persons aid the migration of bothersome precipitate by trucking it off single and double driveways and into safer places, such as curbsides and fallout shelters. Once chilly debris is removed, homes' pathways pop with newly regained visibility, and their less treacherous terrain prevents drivers from making white-knuckled commutes to and from the mailbox. Patrons can wield this Groupon throughout the winter season for up to 20 snow hauls and a negligible number of high-fives.