What You'll Get
Grapes naturally exist in three forms: solid, liquid, and raisin. Imbibe the fruit's most drinkable state with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 worth of wine from Wine Dreamer.
Wine Dreamer chieftain Greg Martellotto purveys delicious reds and whites in the spirit of a family tradition dating back to 17th-century Italy. Martellotto's vineyard produces seven juicy varieties of inebriant ready to decant into quintessential stemmed glasses, ornate chalices, or "#1 Dad" mugs. Martellotto ($14.99–$30.99) and M by Martellotto ($23.99–$38.99) represent simple, old-world traditionalism, and Secret whites ($13.99–$18.99) encourage healthy sips followed by sad poems about empty wine bottles. Pair a vintage candy bar with Piro Piro Piccolo's pinot grigio ($16.99) and chardonnay ($13.99) or the Central American–inspired Pura Vida pinot blanc ($16.99). If democracy goes down best with a buzz, wine lovers can procure Let the People Decide red wine ($24.99), which pledges 10% of profits to either conservative or liberal causes depending on whether customers choose the red label or the blue label.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Not valid until 5/28. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.