Grapes naturally exist in three forms: solid, liquid, and raisin. Imbibe the fruit's most drinkable state with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 worth of wine from Wine Dreamer.
Wine Dreamer chieftain Greg Martellotto purveys delicious reds and whites in the spirit of a family tradition dating back to 17th-century Italy. Martellotto's vineyard produces seven juicy varieties of inebriant ready to decant into quintessential stemmed glasses, ornate chalices, or "#1 Dad" mugs. Martellotto ($14.99–$30.99) and M by Martellotto ($23.99–$38.99) represent simple, old-world traditionalism, and Secret whites ($13.99–$18.99) encourage healthy sips followed by sad poems about empty wine bottles. Pair a vintage candy bar with Piro Piro Piccolo's pinot grigio ($16.99) and chardonnay ($13.99) or the Central American–inspired Pura Vida pinot blanc ($16.99). If democracy goes down best with a buzz, wine lovers can procure Let the People Decide red wine ($24.99), which pledges 10% of profits to either conservative or liberal causes depending on whether customers choose the red label or the blue label.