Jackie Beat (aka Kent Fuher) has been a staple of the drag queen circuit for over 25 years, keeping audiences on their toes with her outrageous personality and snappy wit. Self-described as a mix between "Weird Al" Yankovic and Bette Midler, her latest show, White Meat or Dark?, showcases her cheeky take on the holidays, making it one of the most unique performances of the season. (A Christmas Carol this ain't.) Basically, the show's a lot like a turducken -- classic material stuffed into new songs, crammed into a man dressed as a woman. It all combines into a flavorful, funny holiday treat, so fill your plate at San Diego's Martinis Above Fourth.