Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's Groupon lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science. For $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Martinizing Dry Cleaning. Drop off sullied sarafans for sudsing at any of the family-owned business's three Grand Rapids locations.

The friendly and eco-friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have been scrubbing the enrobements of Michiganders for more than 60 years. The noble employees will confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring that your garments return to you soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Get blouses ($5.50+), slacks ($6+), and supervillain henchman jumpsuits ($14.29+) cleaned, freshly dried, and folded, with services also available for plain dresses ($11.20+), as well as sport coats and blazers ($6.40+).